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ok this is just a joke i made in school, in time it turned into a huge list, im at like #31 if you can add one then go ahead, only like 3 arent mine tht i put up.
1. can i do your wife?
2.i really have to pee, can i use your bladder?
3.we'll make sure that your daughters are perfectly safe *wink,wink*
4.for those about to die... oh the wars over, ok lets burn the all the dead to make room for the mall, see ya'll later
5.blink once if i can do your wife, twice if i can do your daughter, and three times if i can set your house on fire *3 blinks* sweet i can do all 3.
6.yea... sorry we mistook you for the criminal
7.is it ok if i can have your tv?
8.hey dude i know your a virgin so if you want to die with a happy ending...suck on this.
9.i know your not dead yet but i'd appreciate it if you let me harvest your organs for money.
10.hey i know your still alive but can you sign this paper giving me rights to ALL your possesions, thanks
11.(one of my friends made this one)im preetty sure the hokker was chocking on the money, but im pretty sure your going to hell
12.to think he was only an hour away from a cure
13.we'll take good care of your daughters, and my buddy glen will take care of your son.
14.do you mind if i make your vision go yellow, i have to pee
15.(my other friend made this one, he had a shotgun book at the time)can i have my shotgun on your daughter?
16.(same friend) can i shove my fully oriented tube with a loaded round in your daughter?
17.(wife) i'll always love you.(grother)me to.(gay stalker) i wont, i'll visit every night *wink, wink*
18.if i can set you on fire, while your alive, then thrash around, try to talk, and blink like crazy.
19.(back of page,almost done)there about to drop the S-bomb on us.
20.we shouldnt have challenged him to a hotdog eating contest if we knew the hotdogs were bad.
21.we should have checked to see if he was allergic to bee's b4 we put the hive in his bed.
22.(this one i made in health class)i've heard of breast cancer, and cell phones causing tumors, but i've never seen or heard of ball cancer b4.
23.(one of my fav's) too bad he has to die with an arrow up his ass.
24.(borrowed from robot chicken)in one minute we'll see who ate the poisened doughnut.
25.maybe we should've asked to keep the dog b4 we brought it home.
26.maybe we should've checked to see if the berrys were poisinous, b4 we made it into a pie.
27.WAKE UP YOUR SUFFOCATEING ME!
28.lets name our child nobody(21 years later at a bank being held up) nobody move!(you can geuss what happens next)
29.you forgot our anniversary...AGAIN!
30.and deliver us from evil(spontanious combustion)
31.if im gay may god strike me down now.(geuss what happens)
32.(a friend told me this one today)(son)does this mean i can keep the car?
33.dont worry dad i'll become the man of the house, i'll do everything you used to*looks at mom* and i mean everything *wink wink, nudge nudge*